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I bet when he takes the tarp off, he'll do it in hyper-realized slow motion

I saw the Marion twist coming well beforehand (even though Roland doesn't look like he's mixed-race). I also knew the urn was going to be important, they lingered one specific shot on it with purpose right before Emma escaped the vault. But I must admit, I did not see Elsa from "Frozen" popping out; but in my defense,

Modern Family submits their actors for whatever category they think they have the best shot at. Downtown Abbey is also a miniseries, we're to believe.

I'm loving how the smallest man has the biggest balls in Westeros, maybe even Essos…well, not Essos, Dany's got the biggest ones out there.

I wish the show with Kelly Brook was on FOX and not NBC, then we might actually see her cleavage. Yet one more precious thing NBC has taken away from us…

In Everquest there was a dragon god named Veeshan, who was bigger than the entire planet the game takes place on. In fact, her claw striking the planet's crust created the continent that the entire 2nd expansion was about. She also had a child nicknamed The Sleeper that was almost as big as half that continent.

Love the concept, really liked the pilot. Eva Green is an underrated actress (although she does herself no favors by doing crap like 300 II: We're On A Boat!) I'm glad to have Tim Dalton back in anything chewing scenery, but I'm not sold on Josh Hartnett.

"…and deliver us from evil." *chop* *thwack*

"And how do you deal with adversity? The people who try to get you down?"
"Tune them out? Rise above?"
"Always keep your foes confused. If they don't know who you are or what you want, they can't know what you plan to do next."

I'm disappointed the Internet toilet didn't speak, in Jon Hamm's voice.

I would venture a guess that HBO has more than a little spite for Silicon Valley and the Internet at large for how they're responsible, however indirectly, for HBO shows being pirated so much and the demand of Internet viewers for HBO Go useage causing it to crash and make HBO look less tech-savvy. (To be fair though,

Well good news, because I heard a rumor that it is coming

Voted the Best Episode Yet by Aryan People magazine

Not a great episode, but I liked the scene between Jaime and Tyrion and especially liked the scenes between Jaime and Brienne. The White Walker thing was eerie as shit, liked that too.

*nerd hat ON*

Whenever questions about female representations on TV come up, it always goes back to this answer: the TV industry is still run by men. Men are usually the main writers or producers (and have creative control even on female-penned episodes). So often women, even well-developed characters like Leslie Knope, become baby

The quality of this episode boils down to 2 questions:

Frankly, I think Dan had it right when he calls SNL a bunch of nerds who think their shit doesn't stink. Their writing staff is quickly filling up with Millenials who have been weened on Jimmy Fallon and Youtube cat videos, who probably would ask you what kind of snake a "Monty Python" is if you brought it up, and get

I don't really see Horik as a mustache-twirling villain anymore, but something far more interesting: he's the guy who calls Ragnar on his shit. Ragnar is an "unconventional" Viking, to say the least. He thinks long term, big picture type of stuff. To him, England is a wondrous place where he can spread his empire,

My probably-wrong-but-would-be-totally-awesome theory: they create Graviton and unleash him, around the same time Marvel Boy is discovered in the Cube. He knows that Skye is/was also a Kree (or half?) which is why she's an 0-8-4. Marvel Boy helps her hone her newly-realized powers, and they team up against Graviton