Hello, I am a 299 year old nurse / weight lifter. From your post, I can tell you're a mixed single. Me too! (sort of) I don't usually make propositions on the internet, but… would you like to conquer space with me? I have plenty of jet-age technology just laying around, and I'd love to share it with an intellect such…

Wow this looks like some dogshit.

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This review makes me want to see this. It sounds like Paul Blart Mall Cop is to Observe and Report is to Superbad is to Project X.

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eagle vs shark is bad, let's just admit that. This, however, sounds pretty promising

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A funny clip, AND it appeals to my irrational 23 obsession! Like peanut butter and chocolate, verily.

yes, no one has heard of Aphex Twin. and all of my friends are hooked on banjos, not at all using all of their energy building music on Ableton.

Looks like he's waving a blue scarf to me. Am I … colorblind? But… you can't fly jets if you're ….

you should really finish that show. its fun as hell. quickly!

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