If he was in ventricular fibrillation from a minor heart attack (due to the coke) one shock could bring him back. I've seen it happen. Of course, the chances go down, the longer they do CPR.

Why was the sun up already at 6 am on the longest day of the year??

I just want to know how many Elmos had to die for that pic.

I say tomato and you say tomato (hey, that doesn't work in print.) But you get what I mean. A rose by any other name…..

I have a feeling that most of the lines were scripted. I don't think it was all "natural camp" if you know what I mean. Still, the idea was brilliant and the execution was good.

I love the AVclub.

Yeah like everyone pretended that it didn't happen and Principal Skinner was Principal Skinner… and that was for the best.

Yeah, I was surprised that the post was so delayed. Other shows were up first. This has happened, to a lesser degree, before. It's not a huge deal, but how do I know how much I enjoyed the show until I see the grade? :-)

"Give yourself a clap on the hand" -  Yari (followed by unmentionable comments regarding the opposing team's sisters.)

Oh god. Luke and Laura. That was the last time I watched soap operas. I was in high school. It was the biggest thing ever. Well, that and the whole "who shot J.R." thing.

"I'm gonna get a whole new class of bitches with these on."  -  
Ah, Leon and the poetry of the english language..

I remember when the one armed guy had two arms and was a petty criminal who mugged people in the street for their camera-phones. (and killed pet monkeys.)

Kolchak, some people wouldn't get take out all the time. ..for many reasons… Environmentalism is one of the reasons.

In the, now classic, "Palestinian Chicken" episode, everyone made a show of using the reusable bags when shopping. Now, Larry orders takeout with plastic containers and is not bothered when everything is thrown out. In fact, he wants more packaging to keep the food "secure."
Would Cheryl, (or Laurie, actually) have…

Leave it to Larry David…How many people see someone bowing on the street and think, "Hey, the bow that I got wasn't as good."

Poor Marty….

That was the first time I ever saw Gervais and Larry David together
Wonderful.

Damn. I got to watch "Eddie." But the "God" episode was only partly recorded. It's only eight minutes long. I guess I'll wait for a repeat. :-(

So, the Dog days are not over??

Wow… that was weird… started out as a normal post, then…. SPAM!