YAwn.

I can't possibly imagine that you did something more important today.

This is how you get ants, Internet.

I think he aged just about as well as he could have hoped.

I can almost taste the frisky young man parts in my mouth!

His dick puppeteer, I mean.

Who's going to be his puppeteer?

Guys and Hoes

Don't push me, 'cause I'm close to stage left

MC Snark in the hizzouse

Et tu, @A_Dog_Without_A_Clutch:disqus?

That's some grade-A Bolshevik.

That's right! Han is a replicant!

They're not falling for that trap!

Reading the title of this article gave me an aneurysm.

The tracks definitely take the edge off of the more frustrating parts of gameplay. And you're right about the empathy; the music adds a lot of emotion to what could have been simply unbearably grim.

One of my favorite aspects of this game (and the first, too) is the soundtrack. They really knocked it out of the park.

"After I have too much whiskey, I cook myself a large flank steak, pan-fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks, and go to sleep."

"That girl said she was 16 but I swear to God I could tell she was 22."

I can't believe Will didn't ask him about his appearance on To Catch a Predator.