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The Hathaway Family Plot
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I thought Sawyer was exaggerating Oldham's psycopathicity because he new Sayid would be given the "truth serum" and spill the beans. Still, it was a letdown, though. We thirst for torture, here.

Holy shit
I did not see that ending coming. I figured Sayid would try to kill Ben, but circumstances would have him going over to the others and putting it off, blah, blah. So now… is Ben dead? Are they in a parallel reality now? Or will the island not let Ben die, and he'll be up running around next week?

So who do we think Adam and Eve are, now?
I was thinking Rose and Bernard for a while, since we still don't know what happened to them. But now, given the 30 year time difference, I'm wondering if the writers will find a way to make Sun and Jin reunited in that cave to die together.

Good God, Canceraids and die in a fire are so much more annoying than firsties to me, now.

Occasional contributor Sam Adams?
I get ya. He's not as cool as my contributor Jack Daniels. That guy is a freakin maniac.

AIGH!
All the little "Yeh!"s and "Aigh!"s in this song are making my cat freak out.

Every time I watch a movie in class.
(Not actually THFP, his wife, just too lazy to sign off.) I'm a high school teacher, and every time I show a movie in class, my students are compelled to say incredibly stupid things. Samples:

Grade inflation
Worst overall night for animation of the season, maybe of the last several years. The Simpsons might have hung a decent plot together but where was the funny? Steve couldn't say anything nice about Family Guy but it still gets a gentleman's C-? I've warmed up to American Dad as well, but tonight was

Competition on NBC
I flipped over to NBC briefly. I saw a baby fart. Followed by a different baby throwing up on someone. I guess the oscars are winning on glamour, but overall entertainment?

That's what she said
John Madden: "What he does is, he plugs that middle."

That's what she said
John Madden: "This guy gets penetration on both sides."

F. Scotts Fitzgerald?
Pluralized?