Anyone notice Frank's brother saying to the gang at the end, "Did Reggie ever tell you about the time he…" and everyone responding with yes?  Thought I was hearing things, but I'm guessing it was a slip-up that didn't get caught? 

Dear Dan,
I can't stop thinking about my wife going out with me to a theatre. She's been GGG in the past, but the second I brought this new kink up, she totally freaked out on me. Basically, she felt degraded and said it would never happen. I've tried to compromise… maybe she doesn't have to go out with me to a…

He kind of looks like Conan O'Brien making his sad, wounded face in that picture.

A day late
Okay, so I'm a day late, but I just have to add my voice to the deafening roar of people saying how worthless the judges were last night (all season, really, but it seemed especially pointed last night).

Crenchendoes
I agree with Steven. Jacob's Crenchendoes and Min-inuendoes were phenomenal.

I would be personally less offended
if I watched Casey skullfuck Cobain's corpse. I'm assuming Kurt would be as well.

Disagree. Sort of. I saw about half the show (not exactly a fan but I get roped in) and his performance was the only real excitement of the night, just for how ridiculously over the top it was. I laughed, I cried, he sounded like the Chocolate Rain guy in the beginning and Adam Lambert being stretched on the rack at…

Piper Van Winkle?
Show some respect. That was Pappy Van Winkle. Looked like 20 year. Best beverage featured on this show yet.

Meh.
(Disclaimer: Not actually the HFP, but his wife who is too lazy and tired from a day of teaching apathetic seniors to sign out and sign back in again.) I get twitchy watching this show and had to stop, since I teach high school English in the inner city, and after a day of that I would prefer canceraids to…

Sparklehorse
Sparklehorse was always dropping lyrical hints about influences, but the one that sticks out the most is in "Maria's little elbows" when he starts quoting Velvet Underground lyrics. "She says 'I've really come to hate my body, and all the things that it requires in this world.'"

He's Mike D. and he gets respect
On his way out the door, I believe he grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.

I'm glad these guys came along because that previous Canadian band, Barenaked Ladies was way too softcore.

Are we sure she didn't have Funk U. painted on her nails? She could be attending Bootsy Collins Funk University instead of alcohol education.

The Blackout is Martin Lawrence. In his upcoming summer super-hero cop action-comedy: The BLACK-Out.

"Michaels' music—which doctors think triggered the warning stroke."

"It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah." Not a triumphant, brassy, hammy hallelujah with fucking gospel choir and trumpets and a white suit like you're about to tell me God needs my money.

I'll misplace your modifier, Economist.

Faces on the backs of their heads that spoke to Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker at night, and convinced them to kill themselves, and then dragged their souls to hell? I'd watch that movie.

Sawyer continues his master-plan to bang every chick in the cast. Here's the score:
-Kate (about-to-die banged)
-Ana Lucia (hate-fucked)
-Juliet (suburban mystery sex)
-Whats-her-name, mother of his child (baby-making bang)
-Some other random chick in his original flashback episode (I'm taking your money bang)
-Charlotte…

Skiboski
He gonna sine yo biddy on the runny kine.