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Sam answered a question I always had about Jingle Bell rock with a simple grope- 
What are bushels of fun?  Turns out they're butts.

I drew a picture of her.

I drew a picture of her.

Yvette Nicole Brown is following me on Twitter.

Yvette Nicole Brown is following me on Twitter.

That sounds great.  "Is your person the fake account we created for the pet cockroach we caught and then all put ourselves in relationships with?  Is your person the fake Josh Groban account some sad girl made to put herself in a relationship with?"

That sounds great.  "Is your person the fake account we created for the pet cockroach we caught and then all put ourselves in relationships with?  Is your person the fake Josh Groban account some sad girl made to put herself in a relationship with?"

Ooh, I do love me some mint.  I'm picky on precise shades of kelly green since it's an easy color to get wrong, but if yours is vintage it's probably just right.

Ooh, I do love me some mint.  I'm picky on precise shades of kelly green since it's an easy color to get wrong, but if yours is vintage it's probably just right.

I think you need friends to play the boardgame.

I think you need friends to play the boardgame.

Which Criterion movies?

Which Criterion movies?

Thanks!  I felt like I discovered something hidden, something special,  something found in most malls.

Thanks!  I felt like I discovered something hidden, something special,  something found in most malls.

I would never take that off.  I would bathe in that.  Perfection.

I would never take that off.  I would bathe in that.  Perfection.

Yeah, her stuff is kick ass.  I wanted the blue men's shirt for my brother, but she'd already given that one away.