I went to a public school.  It was just that fucked up.

I went to a public school.  It was just that fucked up.

We were all Dead Poet's Society, Finding Forrester, and Hoosiers.
Except for the uber-Christian teacher who favored Passion of the Christ and made everyone bring a signed permission slip from their parents.  I was the only one who didn't have it and people were jeering "Atheist" at me.

We were all Dead Poet's Society, Finding Forrester, and Hoosiers.
Except for the uber-Christian teacher who favored Passion of the Christ and made everyone bring a signed permission slip from their parents.  I was the only one who didn't have it and people were jeering "Atheist" at me.

My comment was a little mean, sorry for making you feel bad.  Also, "pretty drunk" is an important part of that story.

My comment was a little mean, sorry for making you feel bad.  Also, "pretty drunk" is an important part of that story.

I spent the week on a family vacation, so I was mostly participating in wholesome activities like kayaking across the lake to watch the bald eagles, going to a petting zoo, and getting really, really drunk.
However, the folks who owned the house we rented had interesting taste in films.  And when I say interesting I…

I spent the week on a family vacation, so I was mostly participating in wholesome activities like kayaking across the lake to watch the bald eagles, going to a petting zoo, and getting really, really drunk.
However, the folks who owned the house we rented had interesting taste in films.  And when I say interesting I…

I've fallen asleep watching Breaking Bad more times than I can count.  I feel your pain.

I've fallen asleep watching Breaking Bad more times than I can count.  I feel your pain.

I was disappointed after the title that you didn't try to write this in DFW's style.

I was disappointed after the title that you didn't try to write this in DFW's style.

HOW CAN YOU SHATTER ALL OUR HOPES AND DREAMS LIKE THAT???

HOW CAN YOU SHATTER ALL OUR HOPES AND DREAMS LIKE THAT???

I can't wait for someone to make that account just to troll you.

I can't wait for someone to make that account just to troll you.

…sleeved out?

…sleeved out?

I was in a middle school production of Into the Woods.  It was exactly as awkward as you think it was.  Also, I was cast as a man for the 3rd or 4th time and was feeling bitter.

I was in a middle school production of Into the Woods.  It was exactly as awkward as you think it was.  Also, I was cast as a man for the 3rd or 4th time and was feeling bitter.