Did you type out that sentence with your feet?

BOB JOHNSON!!

…….Did someone just paw my puppet?

I know that a relative of mine was married for roughly 20 years before divorcing her husband. It wasn't even like they stayed together for their children because their younger kids were still living with them.

This awkward.. she used to date the storekeeper.

@avclub-00b7c7a82cc70cdd1bcf12beced4172b:disqus Hell yeah.

So he admits that Zach Braff is uncool, and yet he wastes so many words on defending his honor?

Oh, what a day that was!

I was just admiring the shape of your skull.

The A.V. Club

You gotta be fucking kidding…

@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus Then again it left us with Taco Bell so I think that victory was pretty hollow.

That isn't creepy at all.

Can we just blame everything on The Killing?

Hawk Koch may just be the most hilarious name I've ever heard.

I think that it's more like GG Allin was the John Waters of music.

How dare you besmirch Carter's good name!

And I'm his friend….. Jesus!

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

Oh God! There's puns everywhere! On the floor, on the walls, and the ceiling.