I 'm not racist! I once said hello to an oriental!

B'oh!

Grown Ups 3: A Life Chocolate Wasted

I always dreamed of shooting down a German plane, and last week I achieved that.

Unsuprisingly he has apparently given this his endorsement.

Would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy?

I too would like to ask, who?

May God have mercy on your student's souls.

Ouch.

Yeah right, next you'll be telling me that all those nurses aren't actually registered.

The smell will never wash off.

Tecumseh time when one should stop making bad puns.

HEYA HEYA

Just make sure that he doesn't have a piano.

So she has one breast with two nipples?

Who?

I think on the off-chance that I become a porn star my name will be Dick Cage.

Wasn't Hitler uniballed?

ONLY LETTERS I NEED TO KNOW ARE U,S, AND A…. AND ALL THE OTHERS EXCEPT MAYBE Q, X, AND Z.

@avclub-0f29370d9da664c1e143182f37301063:disqus Scott Tobias is truly histories greatest monster.