They'd better hurry up then.

Or Mr. Lippman, Elaine's boss.

Just when you thought that it was safe to comment, then @avclub-079937acce1a03a602ec424a78396b6c:disqus  returns.

Love won't tear you apart, I will for making that awful joke.

Iä-R'lyeh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä!

Pretty much.

It's Gonorreha, Charlie Brown!

*slow clap*

*Blech*

My copy of Grand Theft Auto 4 touched me in my private place.

Also "In Heaven" from Eraserhead.

@avclub-a76b42803663940982a0a45f382e3dcb:disqus you're the worst character ever.

I just thought that he was a speed bump.

Your post gave me diabetes.

We do not forgive.

This is my wish as well.

I wonder if he and Ted Danson ever smash their large foreheads together to assert their dominance like those dome-headed dinosaurs.

Once he got going there was nothing that could stop the flow.

This was the 100-th episode.

Wasn't he also a crossdresser in that one? Or am I getting my horrendous Texas Chainsaw sequels mixed-up?