Oh absolutely. You can always tell when something like that is going on by the fact that all the parking spaces are covered in mud from their cars.

You couldn't be more wrong.

I don't expect this gimmick to last too long before it's flagged.

Jonah Hill.

……..Of Cock! will never die.

Let's go see some American titays cousin!

Let's go see some American titays cousin!

I love the smell of misquoted pop-culture catchphrases in the morning.

"I'm fat and sassy, bitches!"

"I'm fat and sassy, bitches!"

Who does he think he is sleeping with a gun under his pillow? James Bond?

Who does he think he is sleeping with a gun under his pillow? James Bond?

You really expect me to read all that shit?

You really expect me to read all that shit?

Polka-dot….Polka-dot

Polka-dot….Polka-dot

That's the only explanation for why a man who has used that many drugs is still alive.

That's the only explanation for why a man who has used that many drugs is still alive.

I used to have the perfect girl, but then she deflated.

I used to have the perfect girl, but then she deflated.