who gives a shit how they became zombies? The fact that they ARE is good enough for me.

"You ever been on a real shrimpin' boat?"
"I been on a real big boat."

well thank god for that.

@Writ…I chuckled.

oh god, of course I can't.

16. [Writer busy watching Conan]

'Lenses of the sun' gets me every time.

quit laughing! one of these days you're going to DIE laughing!

I'd say quit while you're ahead, but…you're not even that far ahead.

Credit for talking to Rhoda instead of Frank…I guess.

yeah, because the word 'ensconced' is littered throughout the Ramones discography.

Hey my mom wears fanny packs too! She's such a hipster douchebag.

There's a new daddy in town…a discipline daddy.

I had a philosophy professor who claimed Kant was a comedian. Every single time he made the claim, he would follow it with, "Take my theory, PLEASE!"

I think if there ever was someone who could coexist w/ ZMF, it's The Ultimate Warrior.

A pretty big part of me hopes that this guy sticks around.

yeah, nipples, that one got me too.

Yeah, and just before her head dies, she'll say "Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back."

I guess what it boils down to is, why the fuck do you care if someone else is wasting THEIR time. They're not asking you to join, or use any of your time/energy.

you "may be mistaken". Sure, Tux.