which one is that little rat Ron MacLean?

What's Pat Wilson doing here?

I think Scott Thompson is still available.

Hangover 2: Covered in Vomit…Again

It's official, there's nothing funnier to me than replacing "-th" with "-f".

Radio Shaq

yes. zing.

zzzzzzzzing!

funny thing is, Arsenio….If I could drink Capri Sun at all hours of every day, I would.
Mostly because of the challenge of piercing that goddamn bag with that fucking straw. It's such a victory when done right!

I'd like to think that Ludacris is a friend to all.

Wait, Tuxedo…Sunny D?!?

FACT: this is my favorite thread.

Isn't that how balloons are supposed to fly?

your corrections make joke more fun time.

ah, you know McRib. Just people being dumb.

What's with the beard-hate? It keeps my chubby face from the masses. Ain't nothin' wrong with that!

I bet he likes to go to Long John Silver and notice how expensive everything is.

disgustingly close to coffee bukkake.

Speaking English, your choice to abbreviate "very" is baffling to me. V. baffling.

the phrase "kicking her tits" = coffee all over me.