that Toad fucker

How long does it take…
…until you can access the 'Paul Is Dead' mini-game?

hey guys, remember when this entire argument happened yesterday, and probably again downthread?

hey, let's be a little more sensative here, yeah? the correct term is "retardead"

A little red-rope licorice to bind the hands.

Pina Coladas, eh Sugartits? I'm curious how you feel about getting caught in a late afternoon rain-shower.

PW, sounds like she's "The One That Got Away". Go on. Tell her how you feel.

Pobody's Nerfect, TomWaits

a nice way to start the week. A-

I would love to see that job description.

I hear they treat household activities like Middle School gym class, so one can only assume that everyone is referred to by their last name, and last name ONLY.

Just make sure…
…that everyone negatively overreacts!

i see what you did there.

I found a way to play regular tapes inside Teddy. Slayer sounds that much better when coming from maniacal, robotic bear.

hang on… can we go back to the fact that there's a WISHBONE FRIGGING VIDEO GAME??

Remember…
…the movie "The Late Shift"? Letterman was played by John Michael Higgins and Leno was played by, you guessed it, Dr. Leslie Arzt.

howlPanic, I'll be there. I hope you accept Canadian currency, though. I wouldn't want to waste the real stuff.

Scrambling…
…for 'firsties' is kind of hilarious.

I guess I don't understand Bobcat… if I wanted to see some guy nervously twitch and scream things that aren't funny, I'd… well, I'd stroll on to a downtown area of any metropolis.

Ivy for a girl. Real pretty name.