suspended directly above the master bed?

@Clueless - that was my immediate response. I replied in my head with "how the hell do you expect me to comment on THIS?"

only from eating dong sammiches.

hello, american investors.

@Yummsh - it's horrifying, right?

I'm more concerned about him wearing shorts to work than anything else.

Felix — I think it only works w/ the Guitar Hero drumset.

@ Szude - Spot on about the Miracle on Ice doc.

I was waiting for the Airheads questions.

I Explode like a bomb.
No one is spared.
My power is my mass times the speed of light squared.

get's kinda hot in these … RHInos

well, kiss my grits.

Felix - I've got Tkachuk, Selanne and Numminen. Did Shane Doan actually PLAY with the Jets?

@Felix — Don't forget everyone's favorite octogenerian NHLer, Teppo Numminen.

Lanny MacDonald FTW

Bud Cort is now in session, please be seated
"kinda hard with this hand up your ass!"
alright, let's lose the puppet.

Captain Lou
The Best of The Super Mario Show. Wow.

"in tiny pieces on the ground … errr…. floating safely in the air"

HBO
Oh, also…anyone remember the opening sequence to HBO movies ca. 1988? For whatever reason, it absolutely mortified me. God, that's so dumb.

omg, fucking "It"???? If clown's weren't awful, this movie would've ruined them for me.