Don't get me started on Nicol Williamson. The man has serious acting chops, I'll give him that. Nonetheless, I hope he dies in a fire. It would be a great loss to the arts but I really don't give a shit.

This freak is becoming an embarrassment
to England. You Yanks can have him.

Listen, peabrain. These tits have had Liam Neeson's cock rammed through them. Don't expect me to show them to just anybody. Sure, if a part calls for nudity I'll expose what needs to be exposed, but that's strictly professional.

I still look fabulous, and I can outfuck any woman half my age. Believe me, I know how to pleasure a man, and I demand a lover whose skill matches my own.

Try that little girl Mia Hansen-Lve first. When you've learned how to fuck well enough to satisfy her, then you MIGHT be 10% of the lover you'd need to be to satisfy me in bed.

Yes, it is a thing of wonder to behold.

Farrell's acting is as flaccid as the rest of him. The man can't hold his liquor, and it affects his performance both on camera and in bed.

There's only one Irish cock that can satisfy me in bed. There is simply no substitute for Liam Neeson.

Some women don't need plastic surgery
And some of us do. I don't.

Not impressed
That little girl has a lot to learn about this business.

Colin Farrell is no Liam Neeson
Take it from me, when you've been fucked by Liam Neeson you've been fucked GOOD. Colin Farrell? Not so much.