My own gateway to Wodehouse geekery . . .
Was Isaac Asimov, who on many occasions wrote of his love for P.G. So I call double geekery on myself. And before anybody tries to criticize, yes I know it was "Wood"-house, so who says my tag isn't pronounced "Rood"-house, hmm?

But the Po-P0 love the whole saggin' baggin' thing. Nothin' funnier than a foot pursuit of a perp who keeps trippin over his own fallen 501s.

DAMN JVS, oh no you di-n't.

Very tasty. Not sure which came first (chicken/egg) but they write your order on a paper Bag (thus the Bag-gins name, I think), hand it back to the sammich makers, who then fill the bag. When in ABQ on business & eat there I have to bring back an itemized list of what I ordered, & when I asked for one they pointed at…

Man, what a let down.
I got all hungry thinking this was going to be about Baggins, which is a sandwich shop in Albuquerque. 'Course don't make sense to be hatin' on a foot-long pastrami w/green chile.

So you're saying the black hobbits are of the Proudfoot clan?

Was the theme song from that movie about the bus "The Wheels On The Bus Go Round and Round"? No? Shoulda been.

OOOOH, that Brooke Shields, she blew up good! She blew up real good!

Interestingly enough, the next book in the AV Club book series, "The Woman Chaser" is almost a philosophical antipole to Rand's books. It, along with other books some class as Proletarian Realism show the seamy underbelly of capitalistic selfishness and the unbridled (for its time) commercialism of the 50s. I look…

Logo, I'm pretty sure those in utero shots of the babies were not "unmodified." Had they stuck a camera up a real cunt that would have been a totally different movie.

Dating Myself is the new euphemism for spanking the monkey, so yes, I'm sure JVS "Dated His-self" a lot to pix of LaBissett in that wet t-shirt, as did any and all red-blooded males who had reached puberty by then.

Of course Voight will have produce - it's CABBAGE patch for god's sake.

Razzles
Candy that turned into gum. Had to eat a whole box to get a good-sized wad of gum out of it. Yes, I know you can get them on the interwebs but candy is the ultimate impulse buy, a sweet tooth does not wait 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

Don't forget the car in "Dukes Of Hazzard"

No action until Taken? What about Quite-Gone-Jim?

You Gotta Love
The hoity-toity spelling - "favourite" "programme" - Hanging with faux-Britishers Madonna and Paltrow obviously rubbed off.

You're right, Sting is beating off Tantrically to a video of boys beating off on a poster of F. Fawcett! What comes around . . .

What, did Hardee's merge with Chock Full O'Nuts?

I thought this was old news . . .
http://www.theonion.com/con…

Ask the biker who has FTW tatted on his fingers if it means "for the win" if you dare. In that context it ALWAYS means Fuck The World.