Meh. Not interested.

So when you're using a urinal do you "accidentally" shoot your neighbors?

::licks pre-born baby::

paintedwaco, I'll only come to your funeral if they actually powder a gator's behind & then proceed to blow his mind.

The "in" thing for local funerals is a video montage of the guest of honor's life in still pictures, with music the funeral home must have got off this cd, and yes, they will provide "souvenir" copies for the attendees.

lovemydog - make sure you have a friend consult the tide tables. Nothing worse than having a flaming pile of corpse come crashing onto the beach-side mourners. A Yakkety Sax moment indeed.

I'm with Serpico009. With all the layoffs in publishing you'd think someone would be trying a little harder to proof this stuff. "Hey look! Cheryl Hines is it. " Crud, I didn't even know we were playing Tag.

I wished they hadn't dropped the number from the title. Thus, Star Trek, Nine Inch Erection if you say it properly.

Your brown-eye pees? Mine makes #2.

I had a friend . . .
who told me he has (as I heard it) "Ass Burgers" to which I replied, "No thanks, just ate."

John Travolta actually looks a little like John Travolta. Barbra Striesand is actually too good looking to be her. I think they used Bobcat Goldthwait for Bruce Springsteen's head and for sure this is Nic Cage as Beetlejuice: http://www.liveauctioneers….

OK, OK, I won't make you work .. here's the link:
http://www.liveauctioneers….

If you use Clark's link and find the Wicked Witch of the West see if you don't think her facial expression is lifted from Sean Penn's, "Hey Bud, let's party" face from "Fast Time . . ."

All this talk about semen-covered shrines reminds me of the old saw - Why is it O.K. to scream "Oh God" when you make love? Because blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.

I"m thinking Lindsay Lohan has the self-destructive part down . . .
. . . but she probably thinks S&M is a weird mixture of Skittles and the candy coated chocolate pieces.

I ignored these warnings
The first time I saw them.

Too late. If they'd done this a couple years ago they could have replaced Videodrome with a live feed from Abu Ghraib.

I think if you read closely, Lemur, their kids were from their previous marriages, with no indications of cuckoldry, so they are the "Yours and Mine" for this good ship lollipop, but so far no "Ours"

So is a Motley Pablo anything like a Dirty Sanchez?

… he's drinking a Fag-a-tini in that picture…