Well, strip searches students, anyway.

While conversely popsicles cannot be eaten frozen solid. You have to blow into the bag to warm and loosen them to prevent paper and/or lip stickage.

Specially since he's working next to hottie Megan Fox all day long.

The question is, was it his jacking-off hand? No way any movie is worth losing that capability for.

What kind of sick fuck . . .
. . . names his kid "Reagan" (aka the smartest kid in class)? Did Rush Limbaugh reproduce when we weren't looking?

Roseanne (Barr,Arnold etc.) has on more than one occasion.

That loud humming you hear
Is all loyal lovers of British humour simultaneously spinning in their graves/sepulchres/columbariums.

Boom-ba-cha-cha-la-la. Boom-boom-bop.

Zilchie, gotta learn to hate sight-unseen. Keywords like "Fergie" and "Electric Boogaloo" should be enough to "Get Things Started."

You went to school with some fey dudes.

If 50 Cent toured with Nickelback would they call it the "4 Dimes and A Bee" Tour?

Don't forget, Florida also gave us "W"

Hello, God, It's Me, Margaret-Zombie
A Hitch-Zombie's Guide to the Galaxy
So Long, And Thanks For All The Brains

Last time I used sculpting "paste" it came in a white bottle in the library. Tasted great, too.

The IT dept's filter is blessedly blocking the visual. Sometimes
Big Brother is watching out for us!

Phel, you were supposed to ask, "What's snu?" Whereupon CEJ could reply, "Not much, what's snu with you?"

Actually, I pronounce it RUDE-HOUSE, don't know where you're getting that WOOD stuff from.

Case of Mistaken Identity
I think a lot of people thought they were getting the '96 version of Crash. And btw wouldn't Mistaken Identity be a great name for a wine?

I prefer the classic:

Pilgrim, if your grandma had never been boned you wouldn't be here.