You guys are really missing out. Dr Gallagher runs quite an operation.

Also, Eerie, Indiana predates Goosebumps by about a year (the former coming in '91, the latter in '92). Unless you're talking of Fear Street, or R.L. Stine's run as writer for Eureka's Castle, but I don't think that you are.

Er, one of those was a flash sideways on how Vinnie F Earth B would have written it, or something.

Even if you're aware of the plot elements, they weren't retroactively stopped things from the earlier seasons being awesome. Jack always needs to establish an alibi, but how often does he cut a guy's head off to achieve it? Wayne Palmer couldn't prevent a nuclear attack, which was nothing that George Mason couldn't…

I think that even if you are letting your enjoyment of earlier plot templates be clouded by later misuse, the things that they were being used for were pretty damned awesome. Jack needs to establish an alibi? There goes your head! Aw, we've got a nuclear problem? George Mason will suicide dive it into oblivion. I…

Whenever I feel as though I might go out in a blaze of glory, I uncontrollably scream out the name "Hendrix".

Silent clock

The soundtrack should be called I Felt Infinite, unless Nick and Nora screwed up the word Infinite as much as they screwed the names Nick and Nora. People used to get my The Thin Man references, goddammit. Either way, as long as the soundtrack is mostly terrible, we'll be fine.

No, your high school crush doesn't really try to have sex with you, book and now movie
I hope the soundtrack has The Smith's "Asleep"…twice! Because he loves it so much! Or mayhaps this little known Nirvana band that he's not sure that you might have heard of, but that he's really excited about! Or the experience of…

No aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza
While I've long since known that I'd enjoyed Daria, I had completely forgotten how much I'd missed the incisive wit of Jane Lane. She is making my watching of these dvd's a particular joy.

I feel as though Kelly would definitely buy her jewelry at a mall, rather than at an actual jewelry store. Also. only one of these places has a giant creepy late-80's CG-animation looking Ben Franklin head suspended perilously in mid-air. Advantage: Franklin Mills.

Philadelphia area pandering!
I will give Amelie A pluses every time she mentions the Franklin Mills mall. Kelly would definitely want to walk that thing from the Sam Ash to the movie theater.

I realize that this is a thing and I'm glad the show commented on this
But how does a fine piece of woman like Elizabeth Banks get compared, physically speaking, to a hosebeast like Chelsea Handler? It makes not the sense.

Though you die, La Resistance lives on
Given the rarity of South Park acknowledging it's early town-based roots, and as someone who owes more than one friendship to 'Not Without My Anus', I found this episode to be very gratifying. I am totally okay with being pandered with things from 13 years ago.

This interview makes all other interviews look like shit!
I can't wait to read Mark Millar's latest movie pitch I mean comic book.

Good call, A.V. Club
I think The Giver would be a wonderful movie, though I'm pretty sure I've forgotten and accidentally added parts to the book in my memory, and I'm not sure how it would match up to what I remember. I remember dead babies and cold winters. Was the book as dark as I think it might have been?

Not if you've ever been fucked, it isn't
I wish I'd known that Olivia Williams was for a moment house hunting on Craigslist for an American home. Not that I lived any place near to the Dollhouse production, but still. Now I'm tempted to offer a great many things on Craigslist in hopes that Olivia Williams would take…

My mind, she is blown
I can't believe that Nathan Rabin knows to hyphenate 3-D but not Spider-Man.

I'm hoping nobody in Metropolis knows it's Jack under his clever disguise. I loved him yelling "Do it!" with a German accent, though. That was wonderful. Also, per the article, I think Renee at least tried to lock the door, unless I read that scene wrong. Either way, not a top quality episode, but there were quite a…

Hooray live episode!
While you're right in saying that nothing happened, plot-wise. Rack Bauer's shower and Chloe's ass shot were happening, and that was a success for me.