Depression always helped by cookie.

Punk kids no respect history.  Should get off lawn.

Cookie Monster know how to prioritize in life.

Now, now.  It all right.  Here, have special Xanax cookie.

No, you still worst.

That me get behind one hundred ten percent!

Just no wishing me not get more cookies.  Me die if that happens.

Me no like pop psychology.

You not fit to lick Cookie Monster's blue balls!