You probably didn't order enough of them. I remember years ago they offered a Tauntaun sleeping bag, but enough people ordered them, they felt compelled to produce them*. If you ordered, say 1,000 Admiral Ackbar Billies Bass, the same would have to hold true.

My wife turned me onto Conversation Hearts. The thing is, most of the ones you got in grade school were either stale as hell, an off-brand, or both. If you get some fresh ones of the right brand (I believe Brach's is my wife's go-to), you may find them, not delicious, but less deserving of your scorn.

I already felt kind of weird about it, but my hope began when I heard of his death. You've taken it a bit further in wishing for a death, but I'm not really in a position to judge.

Perhaps "cheap" was the wrong word. I should have said "free or on something I'm already paying for."

Agreed. I first saw the show just a few years ago on Netflix instant (it may have been just the first season). So, of course, it was removed from streaming about a week later. I've since watched the DVD's of S1 (Netflix disc), and have been aching for a cheap way to see the rest.

Believe it… *huge loud inhale* …or not *loudly exhales remaining breath*.

Ladies and Gentlemen, please step to the rear for the gargantuan Mr. Greer.
Buzz.

Fellas. Fellas.
Ya got something?
Fellas. I got something.

*heh* Ol' Satchel-butt.

Um, Chasing Amy?

Black Sabbath - The Wizard

Sooooo baddd like the Power Glove? Or bad bad?

As someone who uses a 3-hole punch from time to time at work, I wish the scene had gone on just a bit longer. When you punch a few too many pages at once, it takes some effort to bring the handle down, as they showed. But then, once it is down, the pins won't spring back up, so you have to jiggle them to get them to…

Good question. If so, will we be able to change our profile pics again?

It goes deeper than that - "wale" means the individual stripes on corduroy. Notice that he's wearing a corduroy suit and makes swishing sounds whenever he moves.

Zombies hobble, Nazis goose-step. If you get caught in the middle, just run at a brisk pace, and you'll get away easily.

YES, AFFIRMATIVE.

My favorite thing about his talk show appearances are the way he weirdly strokes the armrests as he's sitting there. I think I saw him on Conan once trying not to do that, and ended up stroking his thighs instead.

My wife and I were both laughing about the random LA references before I realized the cross-sport thing. As they say, "it can be two things."

They say "let's go see the Dodgers play the Lakers," which is funny because baseball teams rarely play against basketball teams.