Ugh, that's terrible. The ones at my local grocery store have 6 wheels. But there's also a couple other quirks. You can put 2 kids up front in the car. The back "basket" section can also hold 2 kids, side-by-side (useful when you have twin toddlers like me). So you can hold 4 kids in this thing, but due to the…

You kind of have to retrain yourself to drive them. Rather than turning as you're moving, you have to kind of stop and pivot around the center axle.

You're assuming that the other party in this scenario is paying attention to what they're doing. It doesn't matter what size your cart is if no one else is paying attention.

A friend of mine used to work for the artist who created the PLATYPUS for the Baltimore Kinetic Sculpture Race. It should be noted that PLATYPUS is a backronym, standing for for Personal, Long-range, All-Terrain Yacht, Proven Un-Safe.

I've always thought (with no actual research, so take this with a grain of salt) it was because of cowardly and/or unimaginative parents. When you see violence, it's easy to tell your kids "don't ever do that." With sex, it's a bit thornier: "don't ever do that" will give them some serious sexual hangups in adulthood,…

I've read both of those books, but was always partial to the short story collections, so I guess the IG-88 story took precedence in my limited memory banks.

I thought it was that the Executor bankrupted a whole star system, not the entire Empire (hey, that rhymes). Who cares if they bankrupt some other shlubs?

You would too if your downtime was occupied by standing still in a well-lit room with your eyes closed, waiting for Lando to need you for something.

They were working on Cloud City storage in ESB, but Lando double-crossed them.

Rush - YYZ
Casual - Love That
Man or Astro-Man? - Manta Ray
Masta Killah & Superb - The Man
R.A. the Rugged Man - Holla-Loo-Yuh (f. Tech N9ne & Krizz Kaliko)

Cage - Agent Orange
Sonny Sharrock - Out to Launch
Hieroglyphics - The Last One
Atom & His Package - Shopping Spree
The Black Keys - Grown So Ugly

Shhh, just don't jinx me. I got F—K. If those middle 2 are O-R, we can eat tonight!

I think I understand it now. He's using "theme" in the sense that Ralphie from A Christmas Story uses it. If Tirico were asked to write a theme on Oceanic 815, he might wright the pilot episode of LOST.

My greatest achievement in costuming was my The Monarch costume. The wife accompanied me as Dr. Girlfriend.

Ooh, a deep cut. Bravo.

Actually, it's a pretty good parallel to this Bond business. Starbuck A was primarily known for being a womanizing hotshot pilot. Starbuck B was basically a "man-izing" (is that a thing?) hotshot pilot.

He's also having overtly satanic metal band Ghost on his show Friday night. I'm psyched.

I am getting so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off.

OK, I didn't notice that. There's a common misconception that KC is 100% in Missouri, and I thought you had fallen victim to it. I yield to your keener observation.

Could be either one. You don't know which side of KC the mob has their offices in.