If you'd really been there, you'd never be able to remember 2004.

You know, I've never actually met a person who made a big deal out of saying they weren't going to watch the super bowl. Not once. It's a bit of a straw man, ya ask me. The articles are funny, Teti can write the hell out of this shit, but "people who think they're too good for football" is not really something that…

Here we call that a TIE, Dowd. Talk American!

"Murder AND evil!"

I'm not sure an ends justify the means philosophy could ever be described as could. I take your point, but actions have to trump intentions, in my book.

Plus Syrio is dead, which hampers the swordsmanship.

Wasn't the militarization thwarted when the Real Slime Princess was reinvested with the awful majesty of the slime crown? I mean, she doesn't intend to turn all those slime tanks on Ooo, does she?

What's even the point of having a relatively sharp leader like Captain Root Beer, if everyone under him is incompetent boob? And how much of a ruthless dictator can PB really be if she allows this to continue? 1000 years old or not, the princess needs to take some general freshman level coursework in dictating.

Why does she need to be inflatable?

I would absolutely be down with that prayer, if I thought glob WAS LISTENING!

I'm flashing on Finn's "noooooooooo" when Jake suggested that he look in his vault…

I accept your downvote with borboribmic resignation.

I need to read before I post. Sorry for copying you. According to 6 year-olds, it is the greatest sin ever, of all history.

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On the other hand he had the courage to release "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" on his own dime.

Whatever that's from, I want to know about it.

We should never worry too much about quelling, especially when outer space is at stake! And the future, of color television!

Was that the grand alternative to a downvote? I guess I was referencing the Louis CK hagiography that often seems to be in progress around here. Not the clearest comment I've ever made. But considering it's like 4 sentences you probably shouldn't read too much into it either.

He is clearly mad. And a doctor.

Hmm, I'm not seeing the downside to that….