Play a stadium tour with Brian Wilson? No thanks, I've got this gig at a place called "Nutty Jerry's" that I gotta go do.

Play a stadium tour with Brian Wilson? No thanks, I've got this gig at a place called "Nutty Jerry's" that I gotta go do.

I just want to shake him, and yell "for god's sake, age already." He's been thirteen for nearly 25 years.

I just want to shake him, and yell "for god's sake, age already." He's been thirteen for nearly 25 years.

Do you guys have a one song per artist rule Because my first thoughts were Fifty ways to Leave  Your Lover, by Paul Simon, and El Scorcho by Weezer.

Click link, and scroll down to comments as fast as I can - ctrl+F to see if there's a thread about it already - comment on that thread.

Actually, my grandmother was quite convinced that Paul McCartney had Downes Syndrome. That might explain it.

F! I have never felt so validated.

“DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN.”
But mama, that's where the fun is…

Lou Reed would argue with a tin of creosote.

Really…
You think that's less depressing? Britney aged, Justin CHOSE to be Booboo the bear.