MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, MAN IT STANKS!
LETS RUN OVER LIONEL RICHIE WITH A TANK!

MORE SKIN ON HBO!!

MEESE SCHMEESE!! MORE SKIN ON HBO!!

DARIA HAS A BASSELOPE GAP!!

JESSE VENTURA AND JESSE JACKSON JR. 2016!! LETS ALIENATE EVERYONE AGAIN!!

SHOOT THE LIBERTARIANS!! MORE SKIN ON BLOOM COUNTY!! L. H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING TO THE TUB!!

ALAS THAT WAS ONLY ONE OF MY DREAMS TO COME TRUE! WHERE IS MY FLYING HOT TUB! AND MY AIR-TO-LAWYER MISSILES!

I WAS ALWAYS LOOKING FORWARD TO A TIP O'NEAL ADMINISTRATION!

I WAS ALWAYS LOOKING FORWARD TO A TIP O'NEAL ADMINISTRATION!

THERE WAS NEVER A DARKER DAY IN THE PUTTGRASS HACIENDA THAN WHEN COKE WAS REPLACED WITH NEW COKE!

THERE WAS NEVER A DARKER DAY IN THE PUTTGRASS HACIENDA THAN WHEN COKE WAS REPLACED WITH NEW COKE!

BUY GOLD!!!  OBAMA IS A MUSLIM COMMIE!!  THIS IS L. H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING FOR THE TUB!!!

BUY GOLD!!!  OBAMA IS A MUSLIM COMMIE!!  THIS IS L. H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING FOR THE TUB!!!

SHOOT THE LAWYERS! MORE SKIN ON HBO! L.H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING TO THE TUB!

THE HOTTENTOTS ARE RUNNING AMOK IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS!

PREPARE YOUR PENCIL! L. H. PUTTGRASS … PUNDIT FOR THE PEOPLE … WILL PUBLICLY PONDER FOR POSTERITY!

TILA TEQUILA IS HOT! MORE HOS ON TV! L. H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND GOING BACK TO WORK!

WHY, I AM FLATTERED THAT THE GOOD ADMIRAL FEELS SUCH A SENSE OF KINSHIP WITH ME, BUT I AM AFRAID THAT MY TASTES DO NOT LEAN TOWARD THE AQUATIC!

COLDPLAY IS GREAT! I LIKE BRIGHT COLORS! L. H. PUTTGRASS SIGNING OFF AND HEADING FOR HOME!

PREPARE YOUR PENCIL! L. H. PUTTGRASS … PUNDIT FOR THE PEOPLE … WILL PUBLICLY PONDER FOR POSTERITY!