Jessica and David Matthew Davematthews for the final two, and Jessica squeaks it out with the Latina vote.

not to be too oldschool, but Kelly Clarkson blew the field away most weeks on the Seadunkle season. Her margin of superiority was especially huge in Big Band week.

ok, help me out here… it is week 2. There is a photo on the wall behind one of the girls in the house which shows the entire cast, the promotional photo most likely used by the WB or whatever channel this is on now (I'm overseas). When was that taken? Before the "surprise" meeting, parade and walk-off?

Whitney Port? She can barely string together a sentence. Grace and Charlie do a great job of being over the top and enthusiastic.

@Margaret Eby   If I recall correctly, Sophie and Ashley had stuck flag toothpicks into their hair.

If they are old, what about Elise, clocking in at 28 and looking about 34. To continue the Wet Hot American Idol image, just from her appearance and mood on this episode, Elise would be the Garafalo-esque Head Counselor, depressed, playing piano but barely functional because the Swiss ski guy she hastily married last…

and how can you accidentally grab an avocado? Was she going for mango? They aren't the same texture. What was she looking for, or, oooh, did someone sabotage her?!!

Checking on the future votes vis a vis racial demographics, does Jeremy count as a potential favorite of the Latino crowd, or is he just Italian, and therefore potentially New Yorky and less appetizing?

Claire, no mention of Randy mixing up Jeremy and Chase, and answering Ryan's question of "what about Jimmy's opinion of Jeremy" with "well he is good looking like Jimmy said, he has the whole package, yo, dawg, etc."  Ryan was a bit confused, but not as much as Jeremy, who's probably never been singled out for his…

looking forward to the day Reed's baby-sat nieces stop finding him amusing, clock to his antics and give him his first l'il tot stink-eye.

she probably meant when Tookie was a little girl.

I will forever remember her pantomiming being at "da club". Hey giirrrl!

Well, well, I just…

Okay, let's rank them.

Has there ever been a show with two contestant performing the same song? Aside from the finals, of course, with the schlock-off. I can't believe someone would be that brave. I'm assuming that, as they decide the order after rehearsals and always close out with a strong performance, poor Jen must have been a little…

as long as the don't mention a contestant having "that undefinable thing that says star, that X factor…" we'll be okay.

highly calculated when there is a cut of 6 or 7 coming, I don't blame the guy. Save the experimentation for Week 3.

my husband, when hearing about the "black woman trapped inside of him" said he should add, "…and she likes to suck cock."

Tia does look pretty good. Though it is funny that Debbie is constantly being asked to sing (or just singing anyway) and as my husband pointed out, Tia is a Grammy winner. I said she's more known as an actress, but he'd never heard of her either way (he's Danish, they have a strict no Mike Myers policy here).

I was at a restaurant in London about 5 years ago,engrossed in my own conversation when the heretofor unseen gentleman at the fairly close table next to me started to speak. I instantly froze, as it Could Only Be Him. He was at dinner with his agent, discussing going on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here".