wasn't that Carole King performance basically using an organ to fake an orgasm?

something from Gwar. As long as I really made it my own, though.

…and we forgot to mention Justin Henry, the best little brat brother ever.

the fact that Catherine Keener is playing Max's mother should balance out any shmaltz. This wasn't a book I had growing up, but my nephew adored it before he went off to smoke pot at Texas Tech. This looks like it could be good.

I don't get how the Aniston hatin' got kicked into 5th gear. I work production and I have heard from a friend who worked on two of her films that she was funny, very laid back, smokes a lot, and not always cigarettes. She did keep to herself a bit on "Derailed" but that would have been when the shit was going down…

I worked an event for "Serial Mom" and hung with John Waters most of the night— what a cool guy. I think he'd be offended if I say this but— class act.

Friends, you choose, but family is forever
There are many celebs I'd choose as friends (Ron Livingston, Andy Roddick, Nancy Walls and Steve Carell, maybe?) but the one I'd like to add to my life is Tom Hanks as the ultimate big brother. You just know he would be a blast to hang out with and would always hook you up…

Samantha: (points to self)
Jake: Yeah, you.

can I chime in for The Man With Two Brains?

Most perfect thing ever in a John Hughes movie?
the casting of Michael Schoeffling as Jake Ryan.

don't feel bad. I've got a hankering for something from Abe Froman right now. And I've already had lunch.

is this Brad Pitt in an advertisement for (Amelie) Gillette's new Occam's Razor?

I too, was both hungry and horny, and then I thought, oh my lord, I'm becoming George Costanza.

seating the hostess will be used in my filthy-minded gang from now on.

can someone please clock how many minutes nto the movie that Seth Rogen mentions that he is Jewish and/or Canadian?

I would have bet you a tenner that Rex Reed was dead.

excellent, Yoko.

I knew two Charles that went by Chip, and my brother's friend was nicknamed Buzz. Apparently we grew up in an Archie comic.

I felt the same way as Conan
SCTV came on a an incredibly late hour in Chicago and as a preteen insomniac I adored it. I had one friend that I could riff with about Tex and Edna, The Sammy Maudlin Show (featuring my fave, Lola Heatherton) and the "blow 'em up real good" guy. I also learned who the Tubes were, and…

saw a rerun of Malcolm in the Middle just today with David Cassidy playing the aging, check that, aged teen hearthrob of Lois' youth. She visits his Vegas act where he is dramatically shrieking a version of "Papa Don't Preach" surrounded by 8 slutty backup singer/dancers complete with puppety- looking pregnancy bumps.…