Gerard Butler = vibrating panties

…and a vanilla rapist

no room for Sudoku 2: Puzzlin' Bugaloo then?

How perfectly bizarre
I was at the library yesterday and came across the Wodehouse shelf, and thought "how dreadfully embarrassing that here I live in Blighty and never the once have I read Wodehouse!" (nb: after you move to England you sound like Alastair Cook in your own head).

it's because he's Canadian.

ahh, but it's okay now. The two people that raised their father/"father" are going to take over, so they'll be fine.

I just really didn't know how to feel 'til Al Sharpton called the media, raced to the front of the Apollo Theater and told me how to grieve.

Its the old Deluded Genius vs. Sanctimonius Hack debate.

I agree with G. Herp about losing the things that remind us of our youth — like Farrah (though I was always Kelly Garrett when we played Charlie's Angels) and hearing about Swayze's critical condition. I even remember the other death that occurred the same time that Princess Diana died — John Denver. To me, John…

brill, Mill

I loooooathe Megan with all that I am.

Think positively, Ellie, you still have 5 1/2 months to lose all of your dignity. I mean become an artist. It's like going to the school in "Fame," except instead of dancing on cars you're waterboarded with jizz.

**Freddy Mercury sends his blessings from Heaven.**
—- David Gest, uber-connected pop producer

non-sarcastic thouGHT, that was.
My spelling sucks when I rein in the sarcasm.

….oh, YES, duly corrected, Scot. She's probably being ironic, too. "Yes, he's calling me a cumguzzling whore and choking me til my eyes bulge, but it's postmodern, get it? I expect Soderbergh works in the same way."

bring on the horn tooting, but sweeten it up with cash.

she won't see 25…
…or live long enough to make quirky character-driven 7s style porn if she continues to up her game. I saw one clip where she had three men literally punching her in the face as she gagged for air. What an actress! What art! Meryl Streepthroat! I really think she/her oeuvre shouldn't be dignified,…

he has perfect vision.

oh, thank God Danny started a foundation — about time someone did. The countless already-existing heart charities, foundations and research collaboratives apparently aren't taking his dead wife, her widowers glasses nor the catchy memorial hand symbol seriously.

was I taking more pills than Liza and Liz combined and hearing garbled voices, or did Randy tell Adam, by way of a huge kick-thngs-off-from-the-desk compliment, that he was one of the top three people in the contest?