I just love hearing that stupid Prejean on Hannity talk about how everyone is "intolerant" of her and her belief in "opposite marriage."

This movie is nothing short of a rip-off of Someone Like You.

Are you Karen or Gerald DeGroot of All Evil?

Runny Kine vs. Panni Stai.

I ravaged my little unit to this movie repeatedly as a teenager. And once as an adult, I'm not ashamed to say. I think Jane March is cute, but that might be a problem.

@ MelissaW

I love a comment about frottage. Makes ya feel good inside.

David Lynch = Three screaming monkeys with guitars.

…just trying to get money for the rent/
With all the ointments and gag money spent/
Gotta whole lotta gimpies limpin' shit.

What'cha gonna do, bruther, when the Wonder Years Wizard runs wild on you?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

My name is Andrew Shephard and I AM the Commissioner.

My name is Bob Rumson…and I am running for Commissioner!

EW EW EW Girl

Hey, Mr. Josh, don't be askin' why/
Cause you don't mess around/
With God's America!

Leonard Part Six, Part Two is great. It made me laugh. I wish I had thought of that first. Very nicely done, Snipe.

Or maybe a Police Academy reboot ala Batman Begins.

I really hope they remake Mannequin.

Helping people see the RIGHT, you mean!

I am actually really embarrassed about my addition up there. I didn't even occur to me until after I had posted it. As soon as I realized it I thought, "The AV Club crowd is going to tear me apart." I already took care of it by falling on a sword coated in Gehrigaids.