Shut it, guys! You guys are mean!

It's still 4/3 then. It's even more movie that a single movie.

Yeah, I was just seeing if you guys knew that was wrong. Haha, how funny is that!

That's what's keeping them from looking stupid…the two zippers.

My daddy always said, "You can't trust a pants what's made out of two waistbands!" Not you, Bagg'ns, you're one of the good ones.

"The gearshift twist into the second two-thirds of Lost Highway brings with it another set of characters…"

No one here is talking about Obama. We're talking about that abortion named Sean Hannity. If you think Sean Hannity gives a shit about America, you are kidding yourself. Sean Hannity only cares about Sean Hannity and Sean Hannity's wallet. What do Daniel Day Lewis, Anthony Hopkins, and Sean Hannity have in common?…

Sports Bra! Sports Bra!
Wear it all over town!
Sports Bra! Sports Bra!
Don't jiggle up and down!
Wearin' it all over town!

Dr. Spaceman! Dr. Spaceman!

Well, Mr. Spamremix, I'm afraid the prognosis is not good. 53% of the tumor, made up of a very rare strain of CancerGehrig's, is located in your right kidney. The other 47% is located in your stomach. Now, there is some good news. There's an experimental treatment I'd like to try. It's called "dying in a fire." There…

Como?

That last comment was better than bad. It was good.

God, I hate you Sean Hannity. I can never get through on the phone to the radio show to tell you how much I hate you, so I'll say it to this surrogate: God, I hate you Sean Hannity. You are a shitty American.

He was talking about the character We're Cautiously, Johnny Dangerously's cousin.

Jesus, Horsefellow, I hope those spelling errors were supposed to be ironic or something.

You'll stay here until you rot!

King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

I have a mole?

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Hey Pepto! He's got the elevens!