Or Pizza…is gonna send out….for you!

Maybe she was praying to the Bird Goddess or something.

Finally, Julia Sweeney's prayers are answered!!!

Who said that? Commandant Lassard?

I've heard of unisex, but I've never had it.

it's fake poo

Rabin wanted to give it an F+, but that grade doesn't exist.

I am so sorry, Monsieur Shredder, but it seems that the chef is out of ze Canceraids. It seems a bumbling delivery man named PipSqueak drove a truckload of Canceraids of a cliff, dying horribly in the ensuing fire. But you may dip our Lou Gehrig's Pie in the Ebola Sauce at your leisure.

Don't hate ya, Uptown, just don't want ya.

Speak American.

I really really laughed at that, OTP. Well done, sir.

I love Frank Sinatra and the deaths of famous people. That website's like a playful noogie from God!

COW TOOLS!

I'll take Ben Richards!

Harry and the Hendersons 2: The Quickening

And for dessert, Monsieur Shredder, we have ze Canceraids dipped in Ebola sauce. Please feel free to eat it on our patio which, by the way, is currently engulfed in flames. Bon appetit!

I loved her on that Ben Folds single, "You Don't Know Me."

The luggage isn't magic, it will give you a concussion.

Try the new King Kong, Sing Song, Ding Dong Burger!

I freakin' second that, my friend. I have been checking this page at work everyday this week.