Give me the news!

I love this article because its……………….

The Dark Knight…that what did it, bar none.

Snakes on a Plane vs. Snakes on a Train

We all live inside my dick and cat.

About fifty percent of the time there's something good that happens to me, I ususally declare that thing to be…awesome!

Quit needling me, you prick!

Double Damn!

Bob thinks there are only five states and that one of them is named Chim Cham.

Hush little Adam don't say a word,
your body looks like a greasy turd

Have you seen this man?

I got a man over here with a butter churn, I got a woman over here dippin' candles! It's like a pioneer porn shop around here!

Now make God Rock!

That's why I'm on your penny!

"If Mandy Patinkin were a horse" gets me every time.

I knew that someone had to have said that already. But I said it better. Hail to the king!

It's insane…
This guy's taint!

Counterfeit Money Machine!

What about Rapies?
To anyone reading this review this late: This movie is great. I didn't think I'd like it at all and I loved it. I thought it was better than Old School. Galifianakis (aka Fat Jesus) steals the show.

Frank Mackie- Could not agree more. My aunt read the Boogeyman to me before I went to bed one night when I was 10. I shit the bed. She also told me if I slept with my mouth open my teeth would grow in crooked. She was a bitch. She contracted canceraids and died after posting a firstie on www.stupidwhore.com