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I will have a list ready by end of business today. Just lmk if you've seen them or not.

"C'mon, Mr. President. Do it for McMonagle!"

The planet is blameless. Bad parenting (probably) and idiocy (most def) are to blame

Die, idiot, die

Admittedly, that sounds like something from an episode of Fringe. Not sure which season, tho

Ebert was an excellent reviewer, but nobody's perfect. There were definitely times that he didn't get a movie, or where a particular genre not being "his thing" resulted in a bad grade or a cutting, but not apt, analysis. Blue Velvet was one, in particular, that he didn't get and thus was unfair to (so was Mark

Well, it's because - for the immature - some forms of discrimination aren't understood to be unfunny until they've experienced that cruelty for themselves.

another one: Joker throws Rachel off the building, Batman catches her, then… Joker gets away somehow?

Batman quitting was about as odd as his back injury healing up. But even Dark Knight had logic issues - especially the idea that Gotham would fall apart if they learned that a horribly injured man whose fiance was killed might lose his mind… or that it would be easier to pin two murders on Batman instead of the Joker.

It's solid, but it moves too quickly past character material, because it has to pack so many events into its running time. Also, the villain at the end is slightly ridiculous.

She kicked out the Falcon? Are you thinking of a member of TLC?

Tough but fair. These shows are garbage, and the people who show up on them either cannot be looking for love or have been ruined (at least in part) by TV and film

They really did find the perfect photo of him

Delta Airlines: you know, next year we were going to donate between $100,000 and $499,001 to you, but now you've screwed it all up!

And yet Rachel magically walked out of that, due to the power of bad plotting, having an impressive kill count. Sarah, who's not going to be better than the average street thug, gets destroyed despite having a ranged weapon. When dumb stuff like that happens, you just have to remember that Orphan Black does this on

You need to reverse those names, Rachel was the cycloptic one

The characters are the reason you keep watching, even though the script can get rough and the plot can get… disappointing and "what?!" It tends to straighten itself out enough to work overall, on a season by season basis…

"I know popular genre shows have the opposite problem, but… we really need to hire more castmembers."

I was utterly confused at Sarah acting as if she's a trained combatant, going solo no less, when her history is that she's a grifter and a wildchild. With her Mom, or Beth, some foolhardy scenes make more sense, but Sarah and co sometimes act as if they think they're REALLY good at the type of troubles they get into.

Your dedication to pedantry in the face e of hard times will never be forgotten