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Jon doesn't WANT to sit on the Iron Throne. He can barely stand being King in the North. But his heirs…?

I'm not going to disagree, but I'm unclear on the relevance. But describing her as "sizzling" raises another thought; would Dany spare a pregnant Cersei from death by dragonfire? The fact that the baby is an incest baby shouldn't influence her one way or another, but it's still a Lannister, so she might as well get

Also that. I want to repeat that I don't exactly remember the conditions in the prophecy (and I can't be bothered to Google it), but I recall that there was the traditional wiggle room.

1964, "acoustic emission."
Of course I've had it in my ear before…

That, or the sea refers to the Grass Sea (the Long Winter in Westeros manifests as a Great Drought in Dothraki territory), and the Mountain in question could be Ser Gregor Clegane. Or it could be something else, or it could be nothing.

Not snarling and clawing, DANCING AND SINGING!

"It's not a real Warhol, but it's certainly Warholic."

Apropos of nothing, but your comment reminded me of this:

Red Wing Nut Jobs. Fuckin' hate 'em.

Well, she gets the dragons. You get molten gold poured over your head.

This aggression will not stand, man.

Even Jeremy Hilary Boob. Ph-h-h-h-d.

I'm not saying it's what's GONNA happen, but, yeah, Great Birnam Wood might march to high Dunsinane…

Didn't the witch's prophecy say she would have no more children until the seas dried up and the mountains blew away or some such thing?

As a young Jewish man goes off to a prestigious New England college, his father tells him "Have fun, but only date Jewish girls. You don't want to marry a shiksa, believe me." But the young man dates a succession of Gentile co-eds, and when he'd bring one home his father would say, "Well, date who you want, but make

Some of them, I suppose, are good people. But really, when the Nazis send people, they aren't sending their best.

I was just making a dumb movie reference (the reference was dumb, not the movie). But the movie came out when you were encased in ice, so I might have figured you'd miss it. Maybe I should have said something about flying monkeys…?

If only there where someplace that could tell us how to date her…

"There's no way there would be enough poison on that umbrella tip to harm a beast the size of Georgi Markov."

The use of chinaman is not the issue here, dude! I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand!