I always bet on Rosencrantz & Guildenstern surviving, and I've never had to pay off yet. We never see the bodies…

It's only a model.

Not more than 25 or 30, to be sure. The Production Code was still in force.

What is there for those like me who have lost faith in nihilism…?

Ilsa Lund, however, wore blue.

"No Bullies Day at the ball park."

c) Profit!

Isn't "Work Makes You Free" just another way of saying "Everybody's Workin' for the Weekend"?

Posh. Don't let them get to you.

Again, though, the pro-business candidate will beat the anarcho-communist for citywide office. Matt Gonzales' mayoral candidacy forced the San Francisco Republican Party to endorse Willie Brown, of all people. Like him or hate him, Gavin Newsome was positioned perfectly to appeal citywide, and I expect he'll be our…

The key to winning California is to be socially progressive but pro-business (or at least business-tolerant). REAL progressives can't even get elected Mayor of San Francisco (they can be President of the Board of Supervisors, and then run for Congress, but that's about it)…

Clinton would have been no more toxic in 2000 that he was in 1996; everything was pretty much already out in the open when he ran for his second term, and he still won (as Bob Dole said, "Where's the outrage?!?"). As I recall, by 2000 the idea that Bill was a, um, "loveable rogue" was normalized, and I think he would…

Hey, just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean the bag of Cheetos isn't out to get you…

And the cover credit reads "Photograph by (((Annie Liebovitz.)))"

The fact that JLaw is showing off a red dress is clearly an homage to Nancy Reagan. If the magazine were pro-Democrat, she'd be wearing a powder blue pantsuit.

Hell, they need to submit it to every High School Sex-Ed class…

I knew there was a reason I liked her so much…

That's kind of why it was built the way it was… It's like asking why knee-havers always want to be knee-benders.

Where is your Russian grocer going to get any fucking coconuts? Are they flown it by a Siberian Swallow?

Frankly, I'd just as soon hire Chris Hemsworth to move my stuff, while Fassbender and I go out drinking. He grew up in Ireland, so he'd probably be fine with Guinness. Paul Rudd to go to a ballgame with.