Are you sure you're ready for Michael Fassbender to be your "first time"? You might want to practice with a zucchini, so you won't black out and miss your experience if it ever presents itself.

From the screen capture at the top of the page, I gather the cinematographer on this show is Edward Hopper…?

If a nerd asserts his opinion about the Battle of the Pellenor Fields in a forest and nobody is there to disagree with him, is he still indignant?

Originally, yeah, but later on they started arguing about where the rock lines should go. Jeremiah Dixon (of the Mason-Dixon line) learned his trade measuring out farmland (as did George Washington). And once the local Lords started cutting up what once were the commons, things could get ugly. You think the…

"The Bonny Wraiths" is just sitting there…

My Nihilist-Techno Fleetwood Mac cover band is called Wir Glauben An Nix.

You think farmers don't need surveyors? You've got a lot to learn about agrarian property law, sonny.

Still, Sir Ian McKellan is not one of them. He wants to make that perfectly clear.

What I wondered about in the new Kong movie was why they called the island "Skull Island" when they said nobody had ever seen it, and therefore wouldn't know it looked like a skull. Lucky guess?

Tra-pe-zoid? That's a funny name. I would have called it a chazzwazzer.

What is the sound of one nerd arguing?

People are tolkien,
So let's give them something to tolk about.

Eventually, they'll stop trying to make How I Met Your Father and just do a show called How We Met the Writers for 'How I Met Your Father'.

No wonder he was so fond of candy. His people invented Maltesers.

FLAME ON!

I'm not.

The knock-off cartoon 1001 Dalmatians only featured nine Dalmatians. It was done on the cheap, sure, but I give them points for being tech savvy.

What a country! In Putin's Russia, young girls pee on you!

"Whiskey In the Jar" dates back at least to the early 1700's. That's not a "cover," that's "traditional"…

But would you but a car called "The Persephone"?