At least in the live-action version, they make it explicit that the Beast himself is well-read. Making him illiterate is the one thing that pissed me off about the animated version (Special Edition).

You know, for kids!

If your parents bump into each other in just the right way, you may end up with a baby brother or sister!

"Show us on the doll where Steve touched you. Wait… Which is the doll and which is the victim?"

I wanna be Mr. Purple.

He's seen things we people wouldn't believe.

My standard is still 15%, and I refuse to believe that's insufficient. I'll go up to 20% if the service is noticeably good (as opposed to "meets expectations"), but she'd better bring the coffee pot around at least once every half hour.

Carl Hiassen without alligators simply is not Carl Hiassen.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
-David St. Hubbins

There was also the Paris Opera. Hitler knew the floorplan from memory, he'd studied the blueprints, because he was interested in such things. Frankly, I can't imagine the Donald having much to say about the Paris Opera.

From what I've been told, Prohibition never gained much traction in San Francisco in many respects…

Being Irish/Italian, you can't get much more San Francisco than hanging out in an Irish pub and doing shots of Fernet Branca. There are Irish pubs spread throughout the city, many of them with actual Irish-from-Ireland both behind the bar and in front of it (my own "regular" is in North Beach, which is an Italian…

Just strolling through Golden Gate Park is a great way to pleasantly kill a couple of hours, particularly if she (or you) likes flowers and plants. In the northeast section alone you've got designated rose gardens, dahlia gardens, some others (I don't care for flowers myself), and that's not even counting the…

And calling somebody "provincial" is a slur against innocent moosefuckers Canadians.

Aren't ALL Katz Jewish?

I associate that more with the "9/11 was an inside job!" conspiracy. They'd have to be as smart as Lex Luthor to do it as well as they did, but as dumb as Bizarro not to have done it better.

Especially since Cleopatra, a Ptolemy, was of Greek descent…

Pepperidge Farms no longer markets their Mint Mulattos, but the Girl Scouts are still out there selling Octaroons. Go figure.

Hmmph. "When an old and venerated scientist says a radical idea is possible, he is almost always right. When an old and venerated scientist says a radical idea is impossible, he is almost always wrong."

Well duh, you just dodge when you hear the "ZAP" sound.