Where did you think Trump Steaks came from?

Get a brain, Moran.

Nah, Dennis only scores when he HAS too. His single issue is Strong Defense, and that plays best to the GOP.

Do they give a Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry?!?

You better not lay a Littlefinger on my Butterfinger, man!

So having NO friends means having the BEST friends?

So little time. So MUCH to KNOW!

I believe that omission has been corrected down here in the comments, once or twice…

Would a human make a joke about apes…that TALK?!?

Well when you've loved and lost…like Frank has…then you know what life's really all about.

My go-to was Teddy Ruxpin, but the principle is the same…

Not corrupted per se, he just had every "Y" straightened out into a "T."

For if it answers, none dare call it Treason.

"A fellow of infinite jism. He hath barebacked me a thousand times."

"If some fancy doctor says you have cancer, go see a plumber!"

Maybe they're actually getting their legal counsel from Scott Baio…

I wouldn't say it's "ambiguous," just that there's some wiggle room. As stated, we see Landon receive his head injury in the chase scene. Zira (if I recall correctly) is the one (or "one of the ones") who did the surgery. If Zira had known Landon could speak, she wouldn't have been surprised that Taylor could speak…

Landon wasn't actually lobotomized on purpose. He got kicked in the head by a horse (or hit his head on a rock, as Brickstarter said) in the roundup in the cornfield, and the apes' brain surgery was to save his life (according to Dr. Zira). They had no expectations that he was able to talk, and weren't surprised…

"The Album of the Soundtrack of the Trailer of the Film of Monty Pitthon and the Holy Grail!…

Without passing judgment on Charlton Heston's overall acting ability, he was a movie star goddammit, and he's fucking brilliant as Taylor (or "brilliantly cast" if you prefer; the result is the same). Arrogant, misanthropic, cynically pragmatic and contemptuous of everything and everyone around him, and as Pauline…