We'll get Mexico to pay for it.

Now I'm picturing splattered bloody gobbets of Lockjaw (and a tuning fork) in front of a Victrola, with the caption "His Master's Voice."

Hey, the mountain comes when it's called, but Black Bolt expects it to obey hand signals. Mountains have excellent hearing, but poor eyesight.

Bazinga!

I watched "Midsummer Night's Dream" at the Globe replica theater in London a few years back, and I laughed my ass off. Shakespeare's comedies CAN be funny, if they're performed by people who know how to do them…

So those thrown out of Ireland, Germany, Italy, Poland, Russia, Vietnam, Spain, India, France, China, Thailand, the Philippines, and the rest aren't even halfway decent? That sounds a bit racist, in a "Wogs begin at Calais" way… Perhaps you mean "It's the place where anyone halfway decent is eventually thrown out"?

"because the B&E would be of little direct interest to the Bar (i.e. it doesn't reflect on Jimmy as a lawyer)."

Hey Scorcese would have found an Italian-American to play Papa Bear. And he would have found Italian-Americans to play everybody else, including Dinesh.

Where has John DiMaggio gone? A nation turns its lonely ears to him.

"My dad laughs at me" isn't necessarily something you want to be in a position to say…

I was surprised at how violently Gene's initial response to the laser show was. Not unpleasantly surprised, but it's so seldom that Gene gets actually freaked-out over something that would (or might) freak out a little kid. Again, it totally worked, but I was surprised…

Drunken Punch-Up at a Picnic

Radiohead sure isn't the first thing I think of when it comes to Ant Music.

(Pissant reply)

Are we sure it wasn't the same duck, seen several times? It's cheaper that way.

I saw a wild turkey in Golden Gate Park this weekend. I had no idea we had those here…

Well-done, with ketchup.

Then a marmot went after Trump's Johnson.

Killer cars, extra-dimensional bodysnatchers on airplanes, werewolves on bicycles, King had them all. Except cannibals on subway trains, Clive Barker got that one.

The Kwiki-Mart is… D'oh!