The dingos took my baby.
They took my baby away from me.
Yes, the dingos took my baby,
Underneath the old gum tree.
And it's giving me the blues,
Just like the lonesome kangaroos,
Since the dingos took my baby from me.

That's comedy gold. Literally. (Or at least chemically.)

They should run it all together and call it a Sextuple U. Only four syllables, and it sounds kinda dirty.

"Of course he's mine! I paid for him."

Didn't see it, but I heard she was good (as was the movie). One point "For."

Lupita Nyong'o: After doing emotionally powerful work in 12 Years a Slave, she got small parts in three high-profile cartoons, two of which she's a CGI character in…

They're pissed at him for choosing pig-whore from Slovenia as new wife instead of lovely Croat virgin they offered.

Anybody in the Bay Area going to the screening at the Balboa? I'll be there. We could grab a Guinness across the street after it's over.

Eh, the future ain't what it used to be.

I know it's not what you're talking about, but the Eurythmics' 1984 soundtrack album is pretty great.

And always twirling, twirling, twirling!

….

And the poorly educated love him. And they love him for loving them, and he loves them for loving him. And that's because none of them got enough love in their childhoods. And that's politics, baby.

Other black women are walking around 10 black, but where can they go from there? Nowhere. But Rachel Dolezal's black goes up to eleven.

What else are they gonna use? Paas pretty much has the egg-dying market tied up.

Bob can probably get eggs wholesale. If they went with plastic ones, they'd have to pay retail. These things matter.

Well, it came immediately after "We'll get you a better face," so I have to assume it means that, as Tina sees it, Linda could have done better.

Lovely waistcoat.

I was thinking of Sam's Club, but I don't want to give the Walton family my money.

Ack. Brown Jr. His father is also named Ack.