Not a Gibson, the pickguard isn't a LP jr pickguard. But definitely some sort of LP jr. copy.

BJORK! bjork bjork bjork bjork bjork bjork

I want some of Bob Ross's weed for when I have trouble sleeping.

I'm going to watch this video any time I need fashion advice.

"My lips just slide all over the place…I can't catch up with my mouth"
Yeah, that's what John Mayer said.
Whammy!

That wasn't his best friend, that was his huge penis.

I'll bring the highlighters.

I'm sure your tattoo is awesome Sister Mary Francis…if it looks like Sally Jessy Raphael's huge red glasses. Or a pair of blue blockers.

Breaking into Bronson's apartment? Sounds like someone has a death wish.

Hearing this "song"
makes me want' to punch Stephen Baldwin in the face.

That is just a horrible mental picture. But not as horrible as that song….good God that was bad.

I'd like to see James Caan play Genghis Khan.

Funny thing is…
Sean Penn didn't know anything about the movie when he did that…..he was just stalking the guy.

Bozo may have been a fraud but Cookie was the real deal.

"I digitally put Jabba the Hutt back in the original 'Star Wars'"

It's also a movement, and a good opportunity for us to take action.

Oh yeah, I remember reading all about this in "The Times" extra editions that I got from a newsboy on the street. They just kept dropping bombshells with each new front page story.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

At least he has one thing left….
the most punchable face I have ever seen. There has to be some way he can use this to return to his former glory.

Couldn't they get Scott Stapp to do a kick ass song for this video?