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And a John Deere cap.

I spent my Saturday night drinking Manhattans made with awesome Canadian rye whiskey (Forty Creek Barrel Select—beats Crown Royal to a bloody pulp.)

Well, technically they were Vietnamese potbellied pigs in Auroch drag.

Nothing But Trouble, and Flowers in the Attic.  Easily the worst movies I've ever paid to see.

This is what happens when girls who have low self-esteem are told they have "pretty eyes."  It's tragic, really.

This is what happens when girls who have low self-esteem are told they have "pretty eyes."  It's tragic, really.

She looked rough in her prime, too—that was some pretty impressive lighting and makeup in her videos.

See, I think she's at least 30.  Does that add to the kink at all?

See, I think she's at least 30.  Does that add to the kink at all?

Pistols at dawn?

Pistols at dawn?

Love *is* a many splendored thing…

Love *is* a many splendored thing…

Indeed.

Indeed.

With a side of bacon.

With a side of bacon.

Neither am I, actually.  Our kids would probably be hideous anyway.

Neither am I, actually.  Our kids would probably be hideous anyway.