I would have Benedict Cumberbatch's babies.

I would have Benedict Cumberbatch's babies.

At least 4 bars.

At least 4 bars.

"Sinnerman" is my ringtone…

"Sinnerman" is my ringtone…

Needs more bacon.

Needs more bacon.

That's not her phone, it's a video recorder. And it's attached to the lanyard around her wrist…

That's not her phone, it's a video recorder. And it's attached to the lanyard around her wrist…

Um, Richie, the Canadian dollar is more or less at par with the US dollar at the moment…

Um, Richie, the Canadian dollar is more or less at par with the US dollar at the moment…

I've seen the otter white meat posting on here, but we both know which one of us really brings home the bacon.

I've seen the otter white meat posting on here, but we both know which one of us really brings home the bacon.

I'm pretty sure it's because it was a steaming pile of excrement.

Um, "God Save the Queen" is not Canada's national anthem…

OMG BARBRA I LOVE YOU!!!!1!1!1

Or be able to type all that without a single spelling mistake.

"Bacon Craving?"

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