You're wrong, catsnbanjos. Tom Hanks movies are all documentaries. I like the one about the islandthat sank in the South Pacific because he and Meg Ryan didn't jump into it.

Musicals are like Christian Rock to me. There may be a few songs that are bearable, but not enough to bother looking through the vast oceans of horrific garbage you would have to plow through for the occasional example that doesn't suck. Therefore, I feel like my life is not appreciably harmed in any way by avoiding…

Yeah, ricin… you're off base here. damien never confessed to anything. the people who said he did claimed that he told them he had the head on one of the kids in a jar under his bed. Even if he said that sarcastically, doesnt the fact that he DIDN'T have a head in a far under his bed kind of impair that testimony a…

Yeah, ricin… you're off base here. damien never confessed to anything. the people who said he did claimed that he told them he had the head on one of the kids in a jar under his bed. Even if he said that sarcastically, doesnt the fact that he DIDN'T have a head in a far under his bed kind of impair that testimony a…

The DNA evidence does not prove that they were there, yes, but there is absolutely NOTHING to suggest they WERE there. Their conviction was based on the ill-fitting confession of a mentally retarded kid gained through methods we will probably never fully know, and on the basis that they listened to Metallica and read…

The DNA evidence does not prove that they were there, yes, but there is absolutely NOTHING to suggest they WERE there. Their conviction was based on the ill-fitting confession of a mentally retarded kid gained through methods we will probably never fully know, and on the basis that they listened to Metallica and read…

I once stayed up all night writing a paper. I turned it in, came home, and found that lawrence welk was on tv. It may have been my sleep deprived state, but I have never laughed so hard i my life. This show could literally be placed, wholesale, into an SCTV sketch and fit perfectly. I've watched it since then and…

I once stayed up all night writing a paper. I turned it in, came home, and found that lawrence welk was on tv. It may have been my sleep deprived state, but I have never laughed so hard i my life. This show could literally be placed, wholesale, into an SCTV sketch and fit perfectly. I've watched it since then and…

He wasn't saying 'alien vs predator' was higbrow, he was saying alien was… and if you want to try and argue that alien was some dumbed down, least common denominator typical sci-fi summer blockbuster, i'll stand over here while the internet stabs you to death… as far as avp goes, you could literally make an entire…

He wasn't saying 'alien vs predator' was higbrow, he was saying alien was… and if you want to try and argue that alien was some dumbed down, least common denominator typical sci-fi summer blockbuster, i'll stand over here while the internet stabs you to death… as far as avp goes, you could literally make an entire…

Bobby Helms is my cousin. Or he was. But yeah… seriously…and I kind of hate that song. Still, how many people can say they're cousin has written a song that was covered by Carmine "The Big Ragu" Ragusa on 'LaVerne and Shirley?" I'll bet not a one of you. So don't come in here and call me fat!

Bobby Helms is my cousin. Or he was. But yeah… seriously…and I kind of hate that song. Still, how many people can say they're cousin has written a song that was covered by Carmine "The Big Ragu" Ragusa on 'LaVerne and Shirley?" I'll bet not a one of you. So don't come in here and call me fat!

"Check out his piano pieces "Metamorphosis" and the Etudes—he uses a lot of material from this score in them."
I don't hate the guy, or even dislike him. But I think you could take any piece he has ever done and any other piece he has ever done and say the exact same thing.

"Check out his piano pieces "Metamorphosis" and the Etudes—he uses a lot of material from this score in them."
I don't hate the guy, or even dislike him. But I think you could take any piece he has ever done and any other piece he has ever done and say the exact same thing.

My first reaction to Kathleen Hanna was always "damn, she's hot!"… I'm sure she'd appreciate that…

My first reaction to Kathleen Hanna was always "damn, she's hot!"… I'm sure she'd appreciate that…

I wish Glaser would pull a 'multiple roles" trick and return as "The Score Settler". The episode could be about how he finds Ron's gold.

I wish Glaser would pull a 'multiple roles" trick and return as "The Score Settler". The episode could be about how he finds Ron's gold.

Why did you leave when Explosions in the Sky were playing? If it was some festival and she took 45 minutes of her set to make it to the stage, she probably left bc her set time was overm and tyhe next band, and dare I say, better band, was up next. So why would you be flooding for the exits? Screw it. I would have…

Why did you leave when Explosions in the Sky were playing? If it was some festival and she took 45 minutes of her set to make it to the stage, she probably left bc her set time was overm and tyhe next band, and dare I say, better band, was up next. So why would you be flooding for the exits? Screw it. I would have…