I have no interest in sales or real estate, but I've toyed with the idea of going into the field just so I can call my company "Brass Balls Realty".

I have no interest in sales or real estate, but I've toyed with the idea of going into the field just so I can call my company "Brass Balls Realty".

I can think of a few…

I can think of a few…

in every picture, katy perry should have her eyes crossed and her tongue hanging out. boobs are no excuse for being a talentless, shrieking, blithering idiot.

in every picture, katy perry should have her eyes crossed and her tongue hanging out. boobs are no excuse for being a talentless, shrieking, blithering idiot.

We've lost too many good ones lately. This one will hurt.

I believe a good way to judge this is when you watch a movie and root for the lead to get killed. With that as my guideline, let me say that, despite the (imo) baffling lack of hatred for 'Starship Troopers', you seriously can't like anyone in that film. i remember watching it and loudly cheering for the aliens near…

This review defines grading on a curve.  I mean, this album contains 'stupid hoe'.  yet, when 'metal machine music' was released, it was considered a travesty, an affront to the audience, an act of musical hatred…and there is nothing on that record half as unlistenable as 'stupid hoe'.

oh, you know, you're right… i forgot to address my invitation to the specific person who asked me a specific question on a comment section, the way every other single person in every other comment in the history of the world has done. thanks for pointing that out to not try and make yourself seem smarter by being all…

You know, I got into a disagreement with a girl in the comments section of this movie in imdb over something she said that bugged me. there was the whole "could you ever do this" debate going on, and she chimes in with her litle "anyone can love someone else, physically, if they let go of their inhibitions" nonsense,…

donald moffatt for the eyebrow win…

I've read lots of articles about ratner that mention his parties, the stories he tells at those parties, shrimp, pre-asians names lisa, etc. i can't remember a single one of them talking aboutb his movies.

"For today’s middle-schoolers, Justin Timberlake is what their parents listened to."
please tell me that this sentence is a joke.

well, after all these puns heaven knows i'm…

genius, glen! genius! well played, sir!

as mentioned earlier, in day of the dead the doctor states explicitly that the need to feed is simply an impulse. at the time he was working on a zombie without a digestive system. it could have taken no nourishment from humans.  therefore, it is not a mistake that romero had started humanizing the zombies, but in…

good call, except weiland was never an "artist", per se… and he'll only release a Christmas album if another band does one first and it goes platinum.

i may be in the minority here, but i think fulci is at least 50% hack. granted, he has conjured up some pretty effective images and sequences in his day, but too much of the time it is at the expense of logic/exaltation of gratuitous gore. for example, if you are being pursued by zombies in a hospital, and you go…

survival of the dead wasn't great, but it is hands down better than 'kingdom of the crystal skull'. i do agree that romero has kept a pretty good hold on his edge. granted, the fact that he has to fight tooth and nail to get a film made while studios bankroll reboots of his old work at 50x his budgets probably keeps…