isn't dune pretty straightforward… and awful?

it is truly a work of conceptual genius, carried through with solid execution to the final film.

he plays essentially a cartoon character in raising arizona, and does a damned good job.

Why do you need a spoiler alert? You can tell from the cover of the dvd she is going to die? That piece of crap movie is the bane of my existence… i hate it so freaking much… and is it even in the end when she dies? seems like its more the catalyst for the last act of the movie… and mystic pizza is a much better movie…

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didn't see them, but…
went to a show they were supposed to headline with cracker back in the 'august…' era. i owed a girl some money and she asked if we could go to this show in lieu of cash. turns out duritz had a sore throat and couldnt make it. this caused a near riot by the frat/sorority crowd who stormed off to…

on a visit to the denist as a pre-teen, i found that my dentist had jumped onto this idea of playing music through headphones =, ostensibly to block out the whrring and crunching made by his drunken fumblings inside my head. when he pressed play on the tape (it was the 90s, and he was old school, so no way was he…

katy perry, honestly
i have been parroting to anyone who wold listen for the last two years about perry's mangling of vowels to make them "rhyme". while i appreciate calling her out, 'firework' is nowhere near the worst she's done in the rhyme arena, although i argue that, in her mouth, the word is no longer even…

kobe bryant is a much bigger a-hole than lebron james ever was… and why, exactly, does lebron owe it to cleveland to stay with them? its all hype, man. kobe bryant ran off an entire team so he cold have "his" team, and then, when he barely broke .500, SUDDENLY he wants some help. too bad the nba let that gasol trade…

all the talking…
Rabin mentions michael parks long winded speech… isn't that what happens in all his movies? you have a plot doing something like trying to move along when, BLAM, we get stopped dead in our tracks by a 15 minute scene of someone talking about going down on girls or superman's cock or something, and the…

butterfly, julie paradise, alice said… damn, they were great!

and *first* paragraph! damned typing!

in the end of the sirst paragraph, i am referring to the spin doctors…

the worst thing was that the trees canceled a headlining tour with poster children to open for… the spin doctors. i remember saying that we would wait and watch a bit of them, and i also remember them providing the first rule for sucking live… if you have two hots, and dont play one until the end of your set… and save…

Does anyone else get annoyed by the way she twists pronunciations to make them fit her rhyme scheme? ie, "world" and "us" do not rhyme, but she makes it happen in california gurls. sometimes i cant even figure out what she's trying to say, her words are so freaking twisted. and i don't care what she calls it, she does…

the bad decisions…
…surrounding this piece of crap even extend to the fact that they used that font for the poster. seriously, that font should just be called "fart based comedy"

i don't care how bad…
that li'l wayne rock record is, there is no way any track on it could possibly be worse than nicki minaj's 'your love'. that song was concocted in a laboratory of physicists, biologists, psychologists, and sound engineers to deliver the most grating, instantly hateable vocal performance in…

your love…
… may be the most grating, irritating song ever made. if you can listen to that and not want to claw your eardrums out, then you are made of stronger stuff than me…

@baumbaTz

Zombies make everything better…
…although walking dead could ONLY be more awesome of the zombies killed and ate taylor swift. then barfed her up….