Plus, when she thought Ronnie was dead after the particle accelerator explosion, she spent close to a year grieving him. I'd say that counts as time served.

Man-Shark vs. Psychic Gorilla really COULD be a bad/awesome SyFy movie.

"Barry, it's time I told you the truth. My real name isn't Joe West. It's Billy Batson, and I've secretly been transforming into the superhero Captain Marvel for the last four decades. But don't tell Iris."

Or that the name "Superwoman" is already taken. Though that would involve bringing up Lois Lane's evil, superpowered, alternate universe doppelganger.

I think everything involving the Freak-E-Mart (later Nude-E-Mart) is just brilliant, but for the longest time I wasn't sure what episode it was actually in.

I'm seeing double! Four Lt. Broccolis!

My guess? A person of Homer's weight sitting in it automatically voids the warranty.

Mr. BurgundySuit, I don't know what you think sideburns are . . .

I think it might be a case where, the more extreme the person's personality, the more effect the brain has on Liv. So far this season, the victims of the week have been practically cartoonish stereotypes, so their personalities might override Liv's own in a way that a more normal person's wouldn't.

Maybe that bridge is in some sort of secluded/condemned area where he can be reasonably sure no one will hear a gunshot or find blood splatter lying around.

I'm questioning how this storyline can be too dark for the show, when every episode features a gruesome murder and has the main character eat part of their corpse, and the previous season revolved around homeless teenagers being murdered so their brains could be sold to the wealthy. Major's storyline seems perfectly…

Plus, if she says she contracted a bloodborne disease at the lake party massacre, and that's why she broke up with Major, quit her residency, and won't done blood . . . I mean, she wouldn't even be lying. That's exactly what happened. It's only the details that she'd have to fudge.

I was kind of hoping we'd get an answer to the "what happens if a pregnant woman becomes a vampire?" question. Shame. 'Course, I think flashback storylines have always been TVD's weak point. So far, I'm liking this flashforward thing much better (though who knows how it'll actually pan out).

Laurel is the woman who stayed in the part of town about to be destroyed by an earthquake machine so she could rescue some paperwork. Listening to others' warnings is not her strong suit.

I'd say the real problem with Yahoo!Screen is that it's so hard to actually find the videos you want on there. It has loads and loads of clips from old Saturday Night Live episodes, which I thought was fantastic, but it was an absolute nightmare trying to find specific sketches.

I know it wouldn't fit with the tone they're likely going for, but when those guys following in the footsteps of Darth Vader first appear in the movie, any chance it'll be done to the tune of "Back In Black"?

The absolute best version of that joke has to come from "Homer at the Bat":

Oh, taking Damon's toys away is a perfectly justified parenting tactic. Taking Stefan's toys away to turn him against Damon and up the pressure, though? That's not cool.

To be fair, it was a female villain with a mostly female crew doing the kidnapping, so I'm willing to give it a pass on the female empowerment front.

I don't think you can revoke an invitation; once you've invited a vampire in, they're invited for good . . . unless, apparently, the house changes hands, in which case you start over from zero.