I'm now hard at work on the Mad Men movie script. It's set in 1984 and ends as a cancerous, rail-thin Don Draper lies in a hospital bed tended by a grey-haired nurse. "You must've been quite the beefcake in your day," she cackles kindly. Don gets a distant smile.

I have come from the future of May, 2015, to tell you that the entire goddamn world is in love with the Coma-Doof Warrior. Take that, past!

I have come from the future of May, 2015, to tell you that the entire goddamn world is in love with the Coma-Doof Warrior. Take that, past!